What would the Christmas season be without music? Itâs the soundtrack for trimming the tree, wrapping presents and cooking Christmas dinner.
While those activities are fun for a lot of folks and Martina McBrideâs White Christmas is must-have musical accompaniment, I decided to create the manliest of holiday playlists, perfect for listening to while splitting firewood, playing bocce ball in the backyard and sipping spiked eggnog around the fire (my favorite holiday activities).
Without further ado, here we go.
10. âSanta Claus and Popcornâ
Merle Haggard
1973
Most people will tell you that Merle Haggardâs finest holiday tune is âIf We Make It Through December,â and itâs hard to argue against that. But for my Merle money, it doesnât get any better than when the Okie sings âSanta Claus and Popcorn,â a warm, upbeat track thatâs full of sleigh bells, mistletoe and reindeer horns.
9. âChristmas in Prisonâ
John Prine
1973
You probably wonât hear âChristmas in Prisonâ on a conventional holiday playlist, but then again, John Prine is anything but conventional. What you will hear if you take the time to listen to this song are lyrics as rich as figgy pudding and an accordion thatâs sweeter than wassail.
8. âChristmas Timeâs A-Cominââ
Jerry Reed
1983
Bill Monroe first recorded the tune in 1951 and a slew of other artists have covered itâincluding Johnny Cash and Sammy Kershawâbut Jerry Reed lays the hammer down on this bluegrass ditty like only the Snowman can. Thatâs a big 10-4, good buddy.
7. âChristmas Cookiesâ
George Strait
1999
Not only is George Straitâs Texas two-step the greatest song about Christmas confections, itâs also quite simply the best cookie song of all-time, topping the Cookie Monterâs stellar âC Is for Cookie.â With Georgeâs signature vocal swagger and some dynamite chicken-pickinâ, âChristmas Cookiesâ is a sweet ditty from the first chomp to the last bite. If anyone tells you that cookies arenât manly, theyâve never had a Double Stuf Oreo.
6. âSanta Looked a Lot Like Daddyâ
Buck Owens
1965
With the backing of his Buckaroos, Buck Owens adds a little West Coast warmth to the holiday season with his Bakersfield-infused tune. Everyoneâs Christmas needs equal doses of honky and tonky, and Buck happily supplies it with âSanta Looked a Lot Like Daddy.â
5. âRudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeerâ
Gene Autry
1949
Many country singers have tried to top Gene Autryâs version of âRudolphââincluding Alan Jackson, Merle Haggard and Dolly Partonâbut the Singing Cowboyâs classic interpretation of âRudolphâ is the like a spiked glass of eggnog: the perfect holiday concoction.
4. âCome On Christmasâ
Dwight Yoakam
1997
The holidays arenât always as warm and fuzzy as a pair of Frosty the Snowman footie pajamasâfor many people, itâs a sad, lonely time of year. Dwight captures those forlorn sentiments with his haunting, melodic voice in âCome on Christmas,â a tune that beckons the season to conclude so his loneliness will end.
3. âBlue Christmasâ
Elvis Presley
1957
Ernest Tubb took âBlue Christmasâ to No. 1 on Billboardâs Country & Western chart in 1950, but Elvis Presley cemented the tune as a perennial holiday must-hear when he put his aching croon on it in 1957, and later featured it on his 1968 television special. Bing Crosby can keep dreaming of a âWhite ChristmasââIâll take a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas every year.
2. âPretty Paperâ
Willie Nelson
1964
With both a whisper and a roar, Willie delivers a melancholy ballad about a disabled street vendor trying to sell pretty paper, ribbons and pencils to busy holiday passersby. Much like a medieval minstrel going from town to town to sing his story-songs, Willieâs tender rendition of âPretty Paperâ is the perfect parable to prompt us to slow down during the holidays, help those in need and be thankful for what we have.
1. âMerry Christmas From the Familyâ
Robert Earl Keen
1994
Robert Earl puts the âfunâ in dysfunctional with his twisted Texas anthem of Christmas cheer. In keeping with the spirit of the season, REK reminds us that the holidays are about spending time with familyâin this case, a motley crew that likes to drink champagne punch, smoke Marlboro Lights and eat bean dip while singing âSilent Nightâ and making runs to the local Stop âN Go for âsome celery and a can of fake snow.â Thatâs my kind of crowd.
Listen to âThe 10 Manliest Christmas Songs This Side of Paradiseâ Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN8pOcMuK1dgXWlci7j-hqiUu-sRwSPYO
Willie Nelson by Jim Herrington/UMG; Dwight Yoakam courtesy Warner Bros. Records; Gene Autry courtesy Buena Vista Home Video; Merle Haggard from If We Make It Through December album art; Illustrations from OpenClipart.org